1. blah-blah-blah-bologna:

    Is there somewhere where I could just keep up to date on what’s happening in big brother and not deal with the bullshit of people belittling and talking how much they hate people who are PLAYING A GAME

    Jokers updates

  2. August 19th with 2 notes / Reblog
  3. powerofdonny:

    "Caramelized onions don’t have caramel in them?"

    "What do you mean caramel is cooked sugar? That doesn’t sound right."

    Is Cody an adult?


  4. August 19th with 64 notes / Reblog
  5. powerofdonny:

    Donny is using TA for incentive to keep Zach because they’ve blamed everything on him so far and Frankie said “his usefulness isn’t over yet”


  6. August 19th with 28 notes / Reblog
  7. existentialfreedom:

    How to pick up a mic FKA Twigs style!!! 

  8. August 19th with 4 notes / Reblog
  9. http://iamstill-paintingflowers-foryou.tumblr.com/post/95176785474/things-hgs-have-actually-done-to-zach-framed-him


    Things HGs have actually done to Zach:

    • Framed him for the Team America stealing things mission (and used him for every other one)
    • His own alliance members have wanted him out since he pretty much started it
    • Made up lies about his character (such as he hits women, i.e.)
    • Made fun of his weight

    But that was Victoria’s hat to begin with so…

  10. August 19th with 289 notes / Reblog
  11. brysob:

    Shows that need to be on netflix:

    • Sister Sister
    • Fresh Prince of Bel Air
    • Thats so Raven
    • Martin
    • My Wife and Kids
    • The Proud Family
    • Class of 3000
    • Moesha
    • The Parkers


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  13. ultrafacts:

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  15. istota:


i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

oh my god

I just can’t with this. I’m going to barf.



    i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

    oh my god

    I just can’t with this. I’m going to barf.

  16. August 18th with 42,658 notes / Reblog
    • Girl: I'm Having heart surgery today.
    • Boy: I know.
    • Girl: I love you!
    • Boy: I love you more!
    • *After Heart surgery*
    • Girl: where is he?
    • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
    • Girl: *burst into tears*
    • Dad: Just fucking with you, he's in the restroom
  17. August 18th with 214 notes / Reblog
  18. real-gifs:










    If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

    I love how this post is like “Oh, clean up some of the nastiest, hard to clean shit with coke!” but doesn’t mention “Hey, you actually ingest this stuff that can clean CORRODED CAR BATTERIES.”


    Heyyy this is because when you put carbon dioxide to make the carbonated water, you get carbonic acid. Carbonic acid varies in how much the pH is, especially in the different coke products. Strong enough to dissolve rust but not steel or any of the metals mentioned here.

    But here’s the thing, carbonic acid is not one of the 6 strong acids. You know what is one of those? Hydrocholric acid. You know where you naturally secrete hydrocholric acid? Your stomach. Hydrochloric acid is some nasty stuff and WILL eat away at a screw if allowed to soak long enough. If you ever got just drop of a diluted solution on your skin in chem lab, then you can see where that would happen very easily.

    The stronger acid wins. Your tummy is fine when you drink coke. Your tummy makes acid strong enough to fuck that corroded battery up. It can handle a can of coke. Please don’t swallow a screw or something to test this tho, please.

    thank you science side of tumblr <3

    Seriously. You could probably do all of these with lemon juice (citric acid) or vinegar (ethanoic, or acetic, acid) just because acids work in pretty similar ways. Actually, when you see people recommending vinegar as a household cleaner? This is what it’s doing!

    Also, as someone who has accidentally inhaled hydrochloric acid fumes, TRUST ME, THE CARBONIC ACID IS MUCH BETTER.

    Every time I see a hysterical post on modern food I just kinda point and laugh

    Because dude. Dude.  You know what you breathe in and out every fucking second to survive? Oxygen. An incredibly corrosive gas that is probably responsible for more deaths across the history of the planet than anything else. Not only that, it’s a biproduct of photosynthesis. You literally rely on plant excretions to survive

    Do you know what most of your body is made up of? Water. Which, given enough time, will destroy anything.

    That morning coffee you like? Well shit, caffeine - lifeblood to many - is actually an incredibly potent nerve toxin (If you’re an insect). Plants actually produce that shit as an insecticide.

    That refreshing zing from citrus?  Acid.  That juicy smack of a tomato? Acid and cadmium.  That tart in an apple? Arsenic.  That seasoning you put all over your fish and chips? Acid strong enough to destroy seashells - life that has evolved to survive living in a salt-drenched sea.

    Stop being a tit and drink your damned coke.


    It IS safe to say though that drinking/eating too many acidic foods CAN damage some things such as the esophagus or teeth - but it does require QUITE a lot of acid.


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  20. obsessedbb16:


    Donny is a great guy and all but we HAVE to vote Zach for America’s Favorite Player just to see the look on each and every one of their faces.

    Plus, Donny already has money because of fucking team America.

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  22. fuckyobbfaves:

Rihanna taught her Brother well!


    Rihanna taught her Brother well!

  23. August 16th with 328 notes / Reblog
  24. zachsrant:

    Last two weeks started out so well and then ended really bad.

    This week started out really shitty and is starting to go very well.

  25. August 16th with 8 notes / Reblog
  26. megaparsecs:

    i just wanted to put this out there since im sure it’ll get written about differently tomorrow. 

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  28. the1janitor:

    Two separate eyewitness accounts, telling the exact same story.

    (x) and (x)

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